it's a small world

At least I have never...

Met a really nice chap at my mother's Christmas party and arranged to go for dinner with him the following night. During the day I have a pre-booked smear test thanks to prolonged nagging by my mother, who's a nurse. She has made the appointment for me, at her clinic, and assured me that a female nurse (not her) will do the deed.

So off I trot, and when my name is called I walk into the cubicle to find... my hot date waiting for me. Cue much flustered embarrassment. There must be some mistake... this can't be happening... but no. Due to staff sickness there are only two nurses on duty. My mum and Hot Date. Hot Date says gently that if I turn him down his professionalism will be called into question by his bosses.

Leaving me, legs in stirrups, Hot Date, ahem, down there, making small talk by asking me where I fancy meeting later.

Needless to say, the lady whose story this is, didn't make the date.