The one that left me in awe
At least I have never ...
... gone out drinking with work to celebrate the end of a group project, snogged my much-hated boss in front of the whole company, shagged another colleague, woken up the next day and called my fiancee to tell her that I have sold her ticket to the music festival that day, gone to the festival on my own, bumped into two work colleagues on the bus and told them all about my exploits from the night before and about my raging drug habits (oh yeh, one of them works in Personnel), nearly got thrown off the bus for disruptive behaviour, got into the festival, had a major freakout due to the vast quantities of narcotics consumed, got thrown out of the festival, got taken by ambulance to the nearest A and E, discharged myself from hospital and took a £100 cab ride back to my home, yet still make it into work that Monday.
I have never done that ... but I know someone that did. Name witheld to protect the guilty.
... gone out drinking with work to celebrate the end of a group project, snogged my much-hated boss in front of the whole company, shagged another colleague, woken up the next day and called my fiancee to tell her that I have sold her ticket to the music festival that day, gone to the festival on my own, bumped into two work colleagues on the bus and told them all about my exploits from the night before and about my raging drug habits (oh yeh, one of them works in Personnel), nearly got thrown off the bus for disruptive behaviour, got into the festival, had a major freakout due to the vast quantities of narcotics consumed, got thrown out of the festival, got taken by ambulance to the nearest A and E, discharged myself from hospital and took a £100 cab ride back to my home, yet still make it into work that Monday.
I have never done that ... but I know someone that did. Name witheld to protect the guilty.
posted by She de la Handbag @ 2:02 PM
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