The one with the briefcase

At least I have never ...

... worked in a company where business lunches involved a phenomenal amount of drinking on a regular basis and at one of these lunches got so ridiculously pissed that I was slurring and having difficulties walking ... and then had to go to a very important meeting with a client. Managed to hail a cab and then realised that the motion of the car was having a rather negative effect and making me feel so nauseous that I (drunkenly) thought the only solution was to vomit copiously into my briefcase ... turned up at the meeting rather bedraggled and sat there throughout the entire hour long meeting without being able to retrive the agenda, meeting notes or even a pen from my sick sodden briefcase ... yet was oh so aware of the pungent smell of vomit eminating from my briefcase around the entire room.

At least I have never done that ... and hopefully I never shall. The woman in question no longer works at that company and has in fact completely changed her lifestyle and now resides in the remote countryside. Its probably for the best;)