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The gloriousity of 'at least I have never' began a few years ago when the delightful Zuzu and I were on a big night out and ended up in a swanky bar with some friends of a friend. One of whom was a girl obviously the worse for wear despite it being very early in the evening and, well I'll let the story explain itself ...

At least I have never ... thrown up through my nose ... into my lap ... in front of my exboyfriend ... and all of his work colleagues ... in the vip room of an exclusive bar.

I have done many things but at least I have never done that.