At least I have never... pulled a hideous man who tried to get into bed with my flatmate after we'd had sex and then stole her iPod on the way out
I don't have the strength to revisit this sorry tale. But you can find it here
I've been a victim of my own schadenfreude.
(oh - check the brilliant comment from Silverfox, proving that it really is never too late to change your mind about someone!)
I've been a victim of my own schadenfreude.
(oh - check the brilliant comment from Silverfox, proving that it really is never too late to change your mind about someone!)
3 Comments:
At 4:28 AM,
shitfaced said…
At least I have never been a well known Australian fashion designer (well, almost) and sat at the bar of a New Year's Eve Party at the Bondi Icebergs in Sydney, Australia, sitting on a bar stool, fingering myself with my skirt hitched up to my ears, seemingly thinking I was entertaining the crowd. Funny how cocaine works. At least I have never done that. Well, almost.
Anyway, Alice doesn't live there anymore.
At 9:57 AM,
zuzula said…
oh. my. god. did anyone say anything?!
At 4:35 PM,
shitfaced said…
Not sure but it's been the talk of the industry for nearly a year now. I thought only a few knew but on Tuesday it turned out all my students knew, too, and not from me, for once.
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