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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Oops I did it again ...

Chavvy mother has teen daughter.

Teen daughter has first boyfriend and falls in love.

Mother shags daughter's boyfriend behind daughter's back ... for seven months.

Daughter finds out ... tears and heartbreak ... mum and daughter both break up with daughter's boyfriend.

Eventually daughter gets new boyfriend. Mother shags daughter's new boyfriend.

Tears and heartbreak.

Mother then shags daughter's first exboyfriend again.

Think its safe to say someone wont be getting a mothers day card next year *ahem*.

5 Comments:

  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger Tiny Tones said…

    What a rancid old slapper! Suddenly, my own dear mother - for all her eccentricities - seems so much more appealing.

     
  • At 9:20 PM, Blogger fake adult said…

    Although, I think this story says a hell of a lot more about men than it does about women.

    If mother fell pregnant, would (first) daughter be ex-step-mom to her own sibling? Genius.

     
  • At 11:13 AM, Blogger She de la Handbag said…

    Its hideous isn't it. Apparently the mother 'ne regret rien' as she feels she has done nothing wrong and her daughter is young so will therefore get over it. Nice.

     
  • At 6:35 AM, Blogger zuzula said…

    god, that is so horrible. and WHAT is the boyfriend thinking?!

     
  • At 2:01 PM, Blogger george said…

    proudly brought to you by 'Jerry Springer,' hilarious, and for a moment there, I thought I was in a trailer.

     

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