At least I have never

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

the one with the cursed garden gnome

At least I have never used a garden gnome to break a window to burgle a house. Things go awry when I slip, slash my throat on the broken window and bleed to death in the driveway while the homeowner tries to save me. At least I've never done that. But I sit here in fear that one day I will somehow end up getting a Darwin Award.

posted by fake adult @ 8:49 AM  

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