At least I have never

The home of schadenfreude, where you can take comfort in the fact that no matter what your most hideously embarrassing moment was, there is always something worse that has happened to someone else and you can rest safe in the knowledge that at least you have never done that.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

shark bait

At least I've never worn a white swimming costume to the beach at that time of the month. On the bright side, now we know that water-logged tampons work much less well than one would hope.

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