At least I have never

The home of schadenfreude, where you can take comfort in the fact that no matter what your most hideously embarrassing moment was, there is always something worse that has happened to someone else and you can rest safe in the knowledge that at least you have never done that.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

The one where you realise your memory is not as bad as you fear

At least I have never forgot my three year old child and left them in a hotel in Aberdeen ... for facks sake people if you can't remember you have a child, try to remember to use a condom. Jesus wept.

posted by She de la Handbag @ 12:40 PM   15 comments

Monday, January 01, 2007

The one that slightly scared me

At least I have never slept with a guy because I felt sorry for him when he told me, holding back the tears, that he used to be a mercenary. End of.

posted by She de la Handbag @ 10:23 AM   2 comments